A nurse met with an accident
... and was brought to the hospital. Her injuries are not severe, but the surgeon opts for general anesthesia anyway. Just as he was about to complete the minor surgery, the patient wakes up, in shock, and would like to know what is going on.
“I’m just about to close the nasty gash,” the surgeon said.
The patient got paranoid and said, “I’m not going to let you do that. I’m a senior nurse, I can close my own wound.”
The surgeon hands her the thread and said, “Suture self”.
