incapable of offering advise without adding your attempt at sarcasm which to be honest is laughable.
Thanks for the compliment, the idea is indeed to make people laugh, glad this includes you too!
I am more than content now to sit back and let you get on with your amazing money making plan, I shall not attempt to try and help you see how ridiculous your plan is. Let's see how laughable my advice is when you ignore just about
everyone in this topic and carry on with your plan to invest your wedge in a swiftly weakening currency in a failing economy.
I don't suppose that will be quite as laughable to you as my sarcasm but am long past trying to HELP people who can't even save themselves...
Oh, don't forget to come back and tell us how it went