I have a dear friend, Solicitor General Barrister Doctor Reverend Precious Ngbotingo who has always given me good advise in the past regarding my investments. I've sent him £100k so far and haven't heard from him for ages so I'm assuming he's now found a solution to my financial worries.
If you send me your UK account numbers, PINs, home address, telephone number, mobile number, mother's maiden name, first pet's name, I'll pass them on to him. I'm sure My Friend in Jesus, Precious would be delighted to take on any troublesome investment decisions on your behalf.