About the same time of the month for the last 3 or 4 years I have been getting a "courtesy call" from my bank.
Each time it goes roughly like this.
Me: "Hello"
Caller: "Hi, this is ****** from **** Bank. Can I speak to Mr. Alan ***** please? "
Me: "Yes, that's me"
Caller: "Hi, this is ****** from **** Bank. This is just a courtesy call to make sure that you are happy with the service that we're providing"
Me: "OK"
Caller: "Before we go any further I must point-out that this conversation is being monitored and recorded for training purposes"
Me: "Fine"
Caller: "I just have a few security questions to go through. Is that OK with you?"
Me: "That's fine, but for security reasons, can you first tell me my account number please?"
Caller: "Oh I can't do that"
Me: "Why not?"
Caller: "Data Protection"
Me: "In that case, for Data Protection reasons, I can't answer your security questions"
Long Silence
Me: "Goodbye then"
Click
Now, surely after all this time, somebody's listened to at least one of these recorded conversations, or has checked that a call hasn't been correctly completed?
Is it me ?