Mobile Number for Noah

[Colwyn]

So far this week in Bristol we have had rain, rain and rain. Does anyone have a mobile phone number for the prophet Noah - last known whereabouts Mount Ağrı, Turkey? We know he uses one because of the proof gathered by Yavuz Örnek (Lecturer, Istanbul University) that he called one of his sons before the Great Flood.

http://www.hurriyetdailynews.com/i-can-prove-that-noah-used-cell-phone-to-call-son-turkish-academic-126162

[KKOB]

I think Yavuz has been on the baklava again.  

[kevin3]

   When the Ark was discovered Noah's mobile phone was found in a shoe box under his bed, along with millions of US

   dollars and gold bars. When the Eye phone was examined the Sat Nav app was found to be faulty, which is what caused him

   to park the Ark on a mountain. His sons phone was an Apple on Orange.